Humor Articles & Lists
An Inglorious Night
November 25, 2020
Southport, Connecticut (Thanksgiving, 1992) — Had I known the pumpkin pie was to be my downfall with Bridget I would have declined. But it was not something I could foresee. I was 21-years old and had just arrived at Bridget’s beautiful colonial home donning a Letterman’s jacket and clean-cut haircut. I was hoping to impress and did at first.
Brutally Honest Thank You Notes from an American Expat in Switzerland
January 16, 2021
Thank you for the $50 gift certificate to Cracker Barrel. While I miss a good breakfast skillet filled to the brim with fried eggs, hash browns and bacon and smothered in cheese the texture of a melted plastic Baby Yoda, Cracker Barrel hasn’t made it to Switzerland yet.
My Dinner with Barabbas
September 19, 2021
He arrived 40 minutes late in a fashionable tracksuit he could pull off in the Beverly Hills haunt. Patrons thought he was a Hollywood producer. In fact, my guest’s claim to fame was Pontius Pilate had bailed him out from Crucifixion over 2,000 years before.
Nominate This: Facebook Challenges That No One Would Like
October 7, 2020
I was nominated for the 10-day challenge “In-laws I Hate.” Every day I will post an image of an in-law I strongly dislike or a moment in our relationship when I feigned tolerance even though I secretly wish we were not even remotely related. I will post it without explanation and nominate somebody to take the challenge.